i jhust puked up my retainher.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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