i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize