wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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