So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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