Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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