I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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