Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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