Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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