Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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