How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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