So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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