I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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