the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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