I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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