She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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