Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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