he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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