at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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