Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
jump out the window naked night went bad
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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