gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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