WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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