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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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