Already got asked if we're dating
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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