Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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