I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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