I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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