Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its not stalking. its research.
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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