I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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