1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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