i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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