Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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