Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
tell me about the fingering
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