bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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