i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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