I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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