Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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