he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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