Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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