Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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