If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I deserve this hangover.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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