Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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