theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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