just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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