Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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