dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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