Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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