We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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