What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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