Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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