Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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