Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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