things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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