He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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