I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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