summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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