i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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