Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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